Thanks However No Thanks on the Claudeswarms, Kevin Roose

It’s beneficiant of Kevin Roose, New York Instances tech columnist and co-host of the Onerous Fork podcast, to pity people who find themselves toiling away with out the advantage of claudeswarms. 

i comply with AI adoption fairly carefully, and i’ve by no means seen such a yawning inside/exterior hole.

individuals in SF are placing multi-agent claudeswarms answerable for their lives, consulting chatbots earlier than each determination, wireheading to a level solely sci-fi writers dared to think about.…

— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) January 25, 2026

In a January 25 X submit, Roose mentioned that he has “by no means seen such a yawning hole” between Silicon Valley insiders like him and outsiders. He says the individuals he lives close to are “placing multi-agent claudeswarms answerable for their lives, consulting chatbots earlier than each determination,” and “wireheading to a level solely sci-fi writers dared to think about.”

Onerous Fork includes an excessive amount of guffawing from Roose—principally directed at his extra comedically nimble co-host Casey Newton—so it’s not misplaced on me that Roose is making an attempt to layer some irony and exaggeration on high of his condescension on this submit. He takes that mask right off, however, in his next one, during which he says he needs “to imagine that everybody can be taught these items,” however frets that maybe, “restrictive IT insurance policies have created a era of data employees who won’t ever totally catch up.” 

Current Onerous Fork episodes have been unusually smitten by vibecoding—utilizing AI instruments to carry out speedy software program engineering. As soon as upon a time, Github Copilot and ChatGPT precipitated software program engineers’ eyes to bug out as a result of they might write code like an individual, and you could possibly run the code, and the code would work. Since round 2021 AI’s knack for coding has been steadily enhancing, and steering sure software program engineers towards prophesies of assorted types of Armageddon.

As an illustration, Dario Amodei, the CEO of Claude dad or mum firm Anthropic, printed one in every of these earlier right now within the type of a 38-page blog post. “Humanity is about to be handed virtually unimaginable energy, and it’s deeply unclear whether or not our social, political, and technological programs possess the maturity to wield it,” Amodei wrote. 

Roose and Newton should not, initially, software program engineers, however Roose not too long ago used Claude Code to make an app referred to as Stash, an expertise he talked about on Hard Fork. Stash is a read-later app just like the discontinued Pocket, or the still-extant Instapaper. Stash, in line with Roose, does “what I used to make use of Pocket for. Besides now I personal it and I could make modifications to the app. And I made it, I might say in about two hours.” Effectively carried out. Sincerely. 

In one other episode of Onerous Fork, listeners provided their own stories about what they’ve been vibecoding. Presumably these individuals didn’t used to code, and now they’re coding, which is admittedly form of cool. One constructed a instrument for wallpaper shoppers to calculate how a lot wallpaper they should purchase. One other constructed a gamification system for his youngsters’ housekeeping. 

With all due respect to those individuals and the neat stuff they’re pulling off with vibecoding, that is simply individuals giving themselves busywork for enjoyable. There’s nothing mistaken with that, however that’s what it’s. 

It’s true that most individuals don’t have the data to carry out software program engineering duties, and it’s intriguing to attempt vibecoding if, like me, you’ve by no means coded something. I’ve had LLMs make some rudimentary side-scrolling video games, construct ray-traced 3-D environments in javascript, and carry out another little experiments that glitched out. I discovered a little bit about LLMs, however it didn’t change my life.

Then once more, I, like many individuals, am bored by optimization and productiveness hacks, and it’s not in my nature to have software program concepts which might be purely software program. In uncommon instances the place I really feel a inventive spark that includes coding, the coding tends to be a small a part of the thought, and the remainder of the thought tends to contain much more participating with the world than an LLM can do. As an illustration, I stay in a kind of neighborhoods the place individuals go nuts with their Halloween decorations, and I’ve daydreamed about establishing festive garden animatronics, however vibecoding a management system would solely get me thus far within the technique of configuring my monsters. A lot of the precise work can be me out in my yard with an influence drill, wires, and stakes, futzing with my werewolf dummy, and Claude Code isn’t on the verge of getting that factor to remain upright on my garden. 

Roose and different AI fanatics are speaking these days as if It’s. Lastly. Right here. They make it sound as if AI is actually about to take off, and the normies must strap in. 

Subsequent 6 months are going to be actually bizarre. https://t.co/TAtAomZQzb

— Alex Graveley (@alexgraveley) January 25, 2026

When Roose talks about these benighted “data employees” exterior of San Francisco, if he completely means software program engineers struggling to perform duties that could possibly be carried out by claudeswarms (Claudeswarms, in case you’re questioning, appear to be little digital coder hives that perform complex coding tasks), I believe his pity is misplaced. If AI-inclined coders should not allowed to make use of the most recent AI instruments whereas they’re on the clock, and so they’re additionally software program engineers of their spare time, it stands to cause that they’re enjoying with AI toys at dwelling in the event that they wish to. 

And there may be little doubt that, half-joking or not, Roose’s expertise of individuals within the Bay Space “wireheading” and continuously asking chatbots for all times recommendation is actual. That’s to be anticipated. They’ve a variety of different issues too, like a horrifying new behavior of injecting themselves with peptide solutions they bought online. 

It’s by no means shocking that individuals in San Francisco assume AI is about to turn out to be the closest attainable factor to a god, as a result of it feels prefer it’s near being the factor lots of people in San Francisco assume is a god: a software program engineer. An comprehensible mistake. 

However the remainder of the pathetic data employees who aren’t blessed to be within the AI haven of San Francisco don’t essentially imagine software program engineers are all that highly effective, and a few of us are counting the months till subsequent Halloween, and AI isn’t going to be a lot assist getting our latex clowns to look scary by then. It most likely by no means will, and that’s effective.